Oh I have no doubt that you liked the choice of working at the bookstore for a few bucks instead of trying to actually do something and challenge yourself. Hard work and challenges aren’t your cup of tea Rover.
But I guess you couldn’t have liked it too much though, otherwise you wouldn’t have spent years making up lies about a highschool football career that you never had....
I'm undefeated in real fights.
And the few times I ran (almost always cause the other side had the numbers) nobody who could actually beat me up was fast enough to catch me.
But if you want to take pride in being the best college club pillow puncher in the lightweight division, good for you. I like investing my time in more meaningful endeavors, like nailing two different hostesses after back to back shifts lol!