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Phillies Board / Re: Phillies to CHEAP Bo is GONE!!!” Lololol
« on: January 16, 2026, 11:00:53 am »
Besides his defensive WAR of +1.3 his first 2 full seasons behind the plate, there's this scouting report from MLB.com when he was still a prospect.  I get it, DD is now in your tribe, Philly Dumb, and must be defended like a first born son.  But that Marsh was a day one loser, period.  Plenty of equal alternatives were available for a fraction of the cost.  DD thought that the stunod coaches he hired could "fix" Marsh, they didn't/couldn't.

While O’Hoppe’s defensive tools don’t jump out as plus, he is a very solid all-around receiver, with a quick release, an accurate arm and excellent blocking skills. Pitchers love throwing to him, and his worth ethic and makeup are off the charts, the kind of leader teams covet behind the plate.
Lolololol!!!  Keep trying sparky.  There is plenty of sources that point out that your boy is a far below average catcher.  You’re either ridiculously stubborn or a complete moron.  Your choice dopey.

His .629 ops last season was pathetic as well.

Kruk dumb, the gold standard of dumb.

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Phillies Board / Re: Phillies to CHEAP Bo is GONE!!!” Lololol
« on: January 14, 2026, 10:31:04 am »
He had a positive defensive WAR last season.

Every scouting report on his defense was positive.

He’s widely considered to be a terrible defensive catcher.  Hell, there’s been talk of moving him from catcher.  You don’t know what you’re talking about as usual.

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Phillies Board / Re: Phillies to CHEAP Bo is GONE!!!” Lololol
« on: January 13, 2026, 03:39:09 pm »
With regular ABs I'm certain he puts up a 700+ OPS.

Durability is his only unproven trait.
As Doc pointed out, he has a career sub 700 OPS.

As far as durability is concerned, he’s proven that he’s not durable.  I hope I’m wrong and he stays healthy and can hit.  I’m not holding my breath though.

I’d like to see if the Rockies have any interest in trading Goodman.  I doubt it but it can’t hurt to inquire.

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Phillies Board / Re: Phillies to CHEAP Bo is GONE!!!” Lololol
« on: January 13, 2026, 11:40:27 am »
Marchan will bail out Thomson and DD.
Do you really think Marchan is an everyday catcher that will put up solid offensive numbers?

Seems like he’s always injured.  A team with World Series aspirations shouldn’t bank on Marchan as their everyday catcher.

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Sixers Forum / Re: Broad st. Bullies vs Mickey Mouse clubhouse
« on: January 12, 2026, 06:27:44 pm »
To be clear, just about everything has been spelled out by published literature.

Your logic amounts to "yeah it's raining and I'm outside without an umbrella, but is there a study that says for sure that the rain is why I'm wet"

Real scientists don't bother addressing this level of dumb.
Sounds like more of your krukshit.  What a shocker.

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Extreme NO FILTER Forum / Re: Say Her Name
« on: January 07, 2026, 04:41:29 pm »
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Phillies Board / Re: MY AMAZINS STEAL RANGER!!! WOW
« on: January 07, 2026, 04:37:58 pm »
I was assured that Ranger remaining a starter would net him much more money than the 5/125 he'd have gotten as a closer in this market.

Lolololololololol!!!!!!!!  There is zero chance that Ranger would sniff 5/125 as an unproven closer.  I don’t think he’s ever been healthy for a full season.

Your reasoning is flawed as usual.

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Sixers Forum / Re: Who Are These Sixers?
« on: January 05, 2026, 04:57:37 pm »
I obsess over Ben, you obsess over me.

I prefer where I am in this pecking order
Sorry sparky, I don’t obsess over you.  However, I do like to goof on your obsession with the heartless one.  You act like a teenage girl fawning over the Beatles back in the day.  It’s truly funny.

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Sixers Forum / Re: Who Are These Sixers?
« on: January 05, 2026, 02:23:19 pm »


You can tell Jojo absolutely loves having a big guy play with him at the 4, whether its Bona or Barlow (or perhaps Ben Simmons in the near future).

Good lord, just get over it already.  The way you cape for that heartless loser is beyond creepy at this point.

He will NEVER play for the Sixers again.  Hell, he might not ever play in the NBA again.  He’s a fisherman now which is perfect for him. 

Lolololol at you with your pathetic gentle Ben love.

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Phillies Board / Re: Free Agent Thread
« on: January 05, 2026, 12:22:18 am »
Young defensively talented catchers with 20+ HR power grow on trees.

Which is why we give them away like a senile old person gives away butterscotch.
Lolololol!!! O’Hoppe is horrible defensively.  He’s widely considered one of the worst defensive catchers in baseball.

His.258 obp is laughable.

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It's perplexing that Ben isn't a Sixer right now.

And I love what Barlow and Bona are doing for us at the 4.
It’s not perplexing at all.  Your heartless hero is a fisherman now lol

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Sixers Forum / Re: Sixers 0-4 With Embiid, Maxey, And George Oh No...
« on: December 28, 2025, 01:32:43 pm »
Embiid got off to an analytically terrible start.  But everyone else got off an analytically great start.

He's been analytically great in December.  Everyone else has been analytically terrible in December.

The Gods love to torment us.
Analytics? You mean +/- and on/off? Lol!!

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Phillies Board / Re: Which of these would you sign up for?
« on: December 24, 2025, 01:13:22 pm »
Is it?  Not that I see.  And O'Hoppe is there because of his offense, not his D.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/player/stats/_/id/42047

https://www.espn.com/mlb/player/stats/_/id/40803
His offense was putrid this past season. .213 ba with a laughable 258 obp.  Couple that with his horrendous defense and you have a player only kruk could love.

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Sixers Forum / Re: Fresh Fish
« on: December 24, 2025, 12:54:53 pm »
This is just too funny.  Dude has zero heart and drive for the NBA.  And yet kruk still constantly pines away for gentle Ben.  Go figure. Lolololol!!

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Sixers Forum / Re: Sixers vs Knicks
« on: December 23, 2025, 11:24:09 am »
They don't cut into your back just to "look around" like they did Embiid's knee.

Ben sacrificed his body for the Sixers in a way that Iverson never did.

But most of that effort was on defense when most fans are evidently scrolling through TikTok videos waiting for our next offensive possession.

He's said nothing but nice things about Philly and Philly fans since leaving, and has made it clear that his reason for leaving was Doc, and that he'd come back to Philly for free.
Lol!!!

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