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Can all of you testosterone driven dick swingers take it to the rants forum. Some of us want to talk Phillies.  Please. With respect for all of the bravado going around in this thread. Ty.

Good point.  While it can be fun to bust balls, it also is a waste of time. 

My friend's brother in law owns an MMA gym near me.

I've tried it a few times.

The gay bar I went to with my gay friends was less gay.

I can't imagine a boxing gym would be any better.

No you're totally right.  Doing combat sports is gay.  The hetero thing to do is avoid contact sports like the plague, and then in your 30s, spend years making up stories to a group of strangers on the internet about how you played football for your highschool team.  Yes, that's what the straight normies would do.

You should drive out to the Sugar Ray Leonard Boxing gym, walk in and go "I've seen gay bars that are more straight than this!"  and see how long you last.

As fun as it would be for me to form tackle even just one of these idiots, I'm keenly aware that I'd be setting myself up for legal hassles.

But getting you to meet up with just one of these idiots would be an all time great catfish.

I'd donate good money to watch you hit a tackling dummy. Would be pure comedy.  I get that you're probably an excellent tackler in Madden, but that's a video game.  And unfortunately for you, making up stories about playing football in highschool didn't give you tackling ability through osmosis.

But hey I understand your concern about the legal hassles.  Totally valid.  So instead, walk to any of the boxing gyms in DC (you love your walks!) and step into the ring then and give it a shot since it's so easy.  I mean, certainly an athletic specimen such as yourself should be able to walk in and dominate at, what did you call it? Glorified pillow fighting?   So please, do this.  That way this takes care of your concern for legal hassles.  And you get a good walk in.  It's a win win!

Depending on how much Grimes ends up getting, we can potentially offer Ben more than min.

Ben knows this, and is waiting to see how the Grimes situation pans out.

As for Grimes, homeboy needs to take the L and move on.

We aren't offering Ben a vet min.  No one is offering Ben more than a vet min.   He is not waiting to see how the Grimes situation pans out. 

I was waiting tables and bartending at my in state college while doing what my guidance counselor assured me was the hardest major that was available at the time.

That allowed my parents to spend more money on my extremely high maintenance brother, whose education ended up costing them more than they spent buying our tiny Bethesda house.

But I'm glad you had the luxury of goofing around when you were young.  Though I get the sense that you were in bed before midnight on a typical Friday night.

Awesome that you think being an amateur boxer is “goofing around”.   I spent about 30 hours a week on average during the school year devoted to boxing.  And then during the summer, I’d be working 40 hours a week at an engineering firm, and then spent the few hours of “spare time” I had each day working out.  Yeah, so much “goofing around” going on….

 So funny.  You should give it a try Kruk since it’s so easy.  You always brag about how you can walk to DC.  So walk to any of the dozens of boxing gyms in the city and give it a go.

And umm yeah Kruk I was in bed before midnight on Friday nights during my junior and senior years of college.  I had a fight just about every Saturday night during the year.  So why would I stay up past midnight when I had a fight the following night?   The season would end by the 2nd week of April, so then for the remaining weeks of the year, I’d go out on the weekends.  Anything else you’d like to know about my social life during college?

Problem is, I've seen you move and it's painfully obvious that you've never been an athlete or especially coordinated.

As for the boxing, the shittier Logan brother went 8 rounds with Mayweather and objectively won.

Might as well brag about being the best at club level pickleball.  But I'm glad you lived out your little Rocky Balboa fantasy.

No, there’s no problem.  You spent years making up stories to a group of strangers on the internet about a highschool football career that never existed.  The only type of person that would do that is an insecure unathletic uncoordinated couch potato with no respect for himself.

Yeah you can talk all the sh-t you want about me, one of us actually competed in his life.  The other made up stories about a football career that never existed.  And for all the sh-t you talk, you’re afraid to take me up on any of the bets I’ve offered you even when I’m either putting myself at a huge disadvantage or giving you huge odds.

You aren’t fooling anyone. 

“Logan went 8 rounds with Mayweather and won”. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

My interpretation is that while the Krukster knows you two will always be mortal enemies that you can at least admit you wouldn’t be interested in meeting with FedoraJack and he’s just an ally of convenience

The FreakJack of your enemy is your friend

I’m not mortal enemies with Kruk. I’d be more than happy to play basketball with Kruk anytime.  I certainly wouldn’t have any interest in playing basketball with someone that I’m enemies with.  I’m simply against horseshit and it just so happens that Kruk spews a lot of it.

So bullshit aside, you and Warren are never gonna actually meet up?

Kruk: everyone knew who I was the moment I joined the board.
Also Kruk: even though everyone knew who I was, I still was able to peal my highschool football fairytales for years, and it wasn’t until Punky doxxed me that I stopped doing it.  But that was just a coincidence that I stopped spreading made up stories from my non highschool football playing days after Punky doxxex me.  Everyone already knew who I was.

So funny.

Why are you so obsessed over whether or not I meet up with Mikejack? If he ends up going to storybook land the same day on tbe one time a year I’m there with my family, then sure we will.